I am very sweaty

So I just got home from my first experience in a Japanese spa, and goddamn did I turn into the sweatiest motherfucker on the face of the earth.  I know this isn't games but I just got a shit ton of new ones and I've not played enough of them to comment.

Anyway, the place in the picture is a spa near my apartment called Fun.  Usually I wouldn't ever bother going to a place like this, but with today being my birthday and whatnot the trip to here was paid in full, so it was a good excuse to try it out.

Anyway the first thing I did was try something called a "Herb Tent", which in the real world means "Satan's toilet".  Basically, you sit on a thing which blows really fuckin' hot steam up your ass and you get to smell some nice smelling shit while you do it.  The way I describe it doesn't sound too great but it was actually really relaxing.

Following that, we used the room pictured above.  It's basically a bunch of stone beds that you lie on for 15 minutes and this causes you to sweat all the shit out of your body.  You do this a couple of times and you end up feeling really good, the whole thing is similar to how I described an Onsen a while ago.

So yeah, I have myself a shiny new Vita so I'm only doing a short post so I can go and try out some of the new games I got for it.  If, like me, you thought spas were a load of shite, then go try it at least once.  I don't know just how beneficial to ones health the whole thing really is, but it feels fuckin' good anyway so give it a shot.

The Grand Japan Road Trip: Part 3

Well, after finishing our Kobe home tours, we hopped in the car again and made our way to Kyoto.  Kyoto is a place that I always wanted to visit, so when I discovered that we were heading there I got quite excited.

After reaching Kyoto, our first stop was this huge temple thing.

This thing was absolutely huge, I have never seen a temple this big.  Unfortunately I'm not sure of the name of this place, but it was extremely nice to look at.  So we went inside where they had this huge hall lined with tatami mats.  We then approached a box, threw 5 yen into it and said a little prayer.  Now I'm not particularly religious or anything like that, but there was something rather pleasant about taking part in this little tradition.  Unfortunately, there was a big sign at the entrance that said you weren't allowed to take pictures inside, but this inside of this thing was somethin' else.

So after our little prayer session, we crossed the courtyard of the temple and went back to the car.  The courtyard itself was actually pretty big and considering that the temperature was about 35 degrees again, it felt like crossing the fucking desert.  We then made our way to the next Kyoto destination which I have forgotten the name of, but it was really fuckin' nice so shut up.

This was the start of a big long road that looked like something from old timey Japan.  There wasn't really anything particularly special about the street itself, but it was covered in shops and food places.  The thing that Kyoto is famous for as far as I'm aware is green tea, so we got to stop at a little ice cream stand and got some green tea ice cream.  If you think that sounds weird then shut up because it's actually fucking delicious.  To follow that up, I found this fried meat stand thing that was charging about 650 yen for a piece of steak on a stick.  It was a hugely expensive price for that kind of thing so I just had to try it, and what I got was one of the best bits of meat  I've ever eaten in my life.  If you find yourself in Kyoto, try and find the steak on a stick.

You would also see these dudes running around town with these cart things.  They would pick people up and taxi them around town.  It looked like really hard work and I would not want to carry 2 fully grown adults while I sweat my soul out in the Japan heat, these guys must be pretty fuckin' tough.

Anyway after doing a bit of shopping and eating, we ended up going to one of the most well known Kyoto locations, Kinkakuji, more commonly known as The Golden Pavilion

This thing is some kind of temple in the middle of a lake and it's covered in gold.  You can't go inside it but it has a really nice garden area around the outside.  I was actually very lucky to get a good picture of the thing at all since it was so goddamn busy.  There isn't really much more to say about this place than that, it's the kind of thing you really have to go visit for yourself, but if you want the history there is a wikipedia article avalaible.

So at this point you may be thinking, "well if you were staying in the car during your trip, how did you shower?"  Well good fuckin' question!  The answer is simple, we went to an Onsen

 The above picture looks NOTHING like the onsen that I went to, but I couldn't exactly take my camera into a place full of water and naked people, so deal with the picture I got off google.

Anyway, I was actually quite nervous going into this place, I'm not exactly the most attractive person in the world and getting naked in front of a load of people was quite worrying to me.  What I realised is that I was being extremely stupid, as no one gives a fuck, people are more concentrated on relaxing in this place. 

So for anyone who doesn't know how this shit works, it's very simple.  You get naked, go take a shower, and then relax in some piping hot baths.  It's fucking awesome and the place we were in had lots of different types of baths that did various things, the most enjoyable one I found was the electric bath.  This thing would shock you as you sat in it, it's sort of uncomfortable but your body feels so good after sitting in it for a while, it's fantastic.

Anyway, the trip to the Onsen concluded our time in Kyoto, we drove out to a service station, ate and slept.  Tomorrows post will be the final part of this story, and then the video games will return!