So while I was digging around the internet for gaming related things, I came across at article on Gamespot that said "Shadow of the Colossus movie gets Hanna writer" here is the original article
http://uk.gamespot.com/news/shadow-of-the-colossus-movie-gets-hanna-writer-6402101
Now I've never seen Hanna or anything else written by the guy but the fact that this game is getting a movie upsets me, and it upsets me greatly, so let me tell you why.
This will not work as a movie, it just wont. Think about the game itself, it's a dude running around, not saying anything, killing huge things to resurrect a dead girl. How the fuck do you turn THAT into a movie that lasts at least an hour twenty? If anything OTHER than that, is the plot of your movie, you are going to piss people off.
But games of movies are almost always awful, right? On top of that, games of movies are also pretty shitty for the most part, so why is this? Well for the answer lets look to Wagner!
This is a guy who would write music and opera and shit like that, and he basically came up with an idea known as Gesamkunstwerk, which is German for "Complete work of art". Now I'm not super clued up on this whole thing, but the way I understand it is with something like Opera, if the music, sets, actors etc. etc. all come together in harmony, then it makes something really fuckin' good.
So that idea can be applied to this! The reason game movies suck so bad is because you're talking away the whole GAME bit, and you're ruining the experience as a result. The same goes the other way round, you have to change bits of a movie to make it a game, so you piss off fans of the movie, and gamers don't like it either because usually the game sucks ass.
The reason Shadow of the Colossus is so damn good, is because all the elements of that game make it so. You take away the whole gameplay bit, the whole bit that makes you sympathise with just how hard this guys fuckin' job is, then you're taking away from the experience, and you're going to be left with a steaming piece of shit most likely.
So please, for the love of God, if you really are planning to make a movie of this game, FUCKING DON'T!
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