Well fuckin' shit, I called it didn't I? E3 2014 isn't even fucking over yet and I'm already hearing news of "outcry" from twats with too much time on their hands who don't know what they are talking about and hate fun.
Before I continue, let me put a big fat disclaimer on this post. I am NOT Anti-Gay, Anti-Women or a racist and the fact that I have to spell this out for a number of people is fucking sad. I'm not going to judge a person based on the colour of their skin, their genitals or what they decide to do with said genitals. If I call you a fuckin' asshole, it's because you are being a goddamn fucking asshole and something as base as your sexuality, race or gender doesn't even fucking factor in.
Now that I've got that out of the way, let me address the first bit of outcry I got tipped off about and that was regarding the dude in the picture at the top of the post. He is the villain from Farcry 4 and he's a flamboyant warlord type that goes around in a pink suit and has a foppish haircut. The outcry comes from the fact that he MIGHT (Yes, MIGHT is the key fucking word because no one actually knows) be gay.
Well so fucking what? Villains can't be wealthy warlords? What kind of fucked up discrimination is that? Well seriously the argument is that because he's the bad guy it's perpetuating and image of gays being "the bad guys" of society and teaches people that we should kill them off or some shit. We all know that's bullshit and the only reason they are piping up about it is for attention and so that they have another wonky soapbox to stand on regarding the agenda. But it's not just bullshit, it's fucking hypocritical!
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This is Ellie from The Last of Us, as if you didn't fucking already know that since this game gets plastered everywhere. In the DLC it was revealed that she was into chicks which is fine. People were happy with this character being homosexual because she's the good guy and obviously they felt that the way Ellie was portrayed in The Last of Us painted homosexuals in a good light.
So let me get this straight....You're OK with good guys being homosexuals but when it's a bad guy it's a big no no? Fuck off with your double standard! You can't have it one when and then complain when it's another.
If you're going to complain about that kind of thing then as a British person I have way more fucking right to complain than you guys do. Almost every villain in every action movie ever is some stuck up British dude, but you don't see us complaining do you? Assholes
So now that I've complained about that, let's move on to outcry number 2 which is the whole thing about female characters in the new Assassins Creed.
I've talked about this issue before, maybe not on the blog but I discussed it with a few people with the game Deep Down which had a similar issue. From a plot perspective and a development one, there was a reason for not including female playable characters in that game and it seems to be a similar issue here. I don't care if you think the idea of including female models in the game to be used as player characters is too much work is bollocks, that's their story and they are sticking to it.
But at the end of the day, so fucking what? Assassins Creed is a game about sneaking around and stabbing people in the face, who gives a flying rats arse if the protagonist or any other character in that game has a pair of tits or not? As long as the sneaking is good and the stabbing is fun then who gives a shit about what gender the characters are.
Imagine if I took Doom and changed the little face at the bottom of the screen from a man to a woman. Would it affect ANYTHING in that game? Of course it fucking wouldn't, it would still be fucking Doom and it would still be an amazing game. So if we take Arno, the protagonist from AC: Unity and call him Arlina and give him a pair of tits, NOTHING FUCKING CHANGES. You are STILL jumping on buildings being a sneaky bugger and you are STILL stabbing people in the face so WHO FUCKING CARES YOU WHINY PIECE OF SHIT.
There are rare examples of games that have included a characters sexuality or gender to actually mean something to the story. Metal Gear Solid 3 is a good example of this.
This is Volgin, the bad guy and he just happens to be a fucking psychopath who gets off on sexually torturing people. However, he also happens to be bisexual but in THIS case, that fact is an important part of his character. He's not just some chauvinist torturing women for kicks, he's a fucking nutter torturing EVERYONE for kicks and it doesn't matter if he's taking his electro powers to men, women or even fucking dogs, he gets off on it all and THIS makes him just that little bit more intimidating as a villain. It doesn't paint bisexuals badly it paints HIM, Volgin, the character, as a total nutter and that's what they were going for.
Unfortunately this kind of thing is pretty rare. Even characters that people cite as "Strong female leads" are completely interchangeable. Faith, from Mirrors Edge for example is nothing more than a camera on legs that runs on buildings. It could be Fred for all we care and it would still be a fun game, nothing would change.
95% of the time, the race, gender or sexuality of a character in a game doesn't fucking matter. Developers don't hate gays, women and they sure as hell aren't racist so they aren't out JUST to offend you. They are serving a market, which is mainly made up of straight males and that's why games are made the way they are. If you don't like it you have 2 choices, fuck off and stop moaning OR make your own game to suit what you want to see. We live in an age where crowd funding is super popular so getting capitol for a project like that isn't an unreasonable idea.
Finally I know, I fucking KNOW that not everyone who happens to be gay or female or whatever who plays games are like this, I'm very much aware that it's a vocal minority of idiots and it's sad because I can promise you there are a lot of people not quite as level headed as me who has it out for all of you because the caustic complaints of the few are giving the rational many a bad name.
What's even worse is that things like women's issues and gay rights are an actual thing that needs support in certain places. There are countries where it's still illegal to be gay and women still get circumcisions which is fucking disgusting and THAT'S the kind of thing that needs to stop.
So stop moaning about fucking video games and go do something worth while. There's enough of you to maybe make a difference if you put your mind to it, stop being so fucking petty.
Well said
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