One of the games that came out of E3 this year that actually sort of surprised me was The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It looks really cool and is sort of giving me weird Souls vibes which is something I would never expect from a Zelda game. It's definitely something I'll be keeping an eye on in the coming months and I'm looking forward to getting my grubby mitts on it.
So of course, like whenever there is a large piece of gaming news that people are happy about, certain outlets had to run articles crying about a lack of a female link. These so called "journalists" even got interviews with some people from Nintendo and asked them about it. They were told that they considered the idea for a while but ultimately scrapped it because it didn't fit in with the game they wanted to make, fair enough? Well of course not, this idea makes them sexist, women hating misogynists because the cry baby social justice regressives can't get their way and Nintendo will not be bullied on the matter.
Link doesn't need to be a fucking girl anyway, he's already the protagonist of a well established and much loved series, suddenly changing him to female would be just weird. People have argued that they could at least put in an option but that doesn't work either because this isn't a game where you fucking role play. You are playing as Link, he is the hero and you join him on his adventure through Hyrule as he breaths on wild things or whatever this game is going to be about. Link is not you, you do not need to imprint your personality, or lack thereof onto him. You don't see anyone moaning about how Samus from Metroid should be changed to a man for the exact same reason. Both Link and Samus are good characters in their respective games and people like them the way there are. I don't need Samus to be a man for my to sympathize with her quest to save the galaxy because I'm not an overly sensitive little shit stain.
It's not like Zelda is a particularly original or hard concept either. It's about a character going on an adventure to find a bunch of trinkets to save the world. This is a concept that is, and has been, easily copied. If you REALLY wanted a female-led Zelda game, you could quite easily make one. Call it "The Story of Belda: The Whistle of Minutes" or some shit and have a female protagonist wandering around a large world collecting shit in order to save it. 3 of this, 6 or 7 of that and a nice big over world to put it all in and BOOM, there you have it. Are you seriously telling me that there isn't a single female developer in the industry that can make this happen? Really? Because I'm almost positive there is. If Clover Studios can do it with a dog, you can do it with a girl.
So fuck all these shitty "journalists" and their whining. If you don't like playing as male Link, then don't play the fucking game, go find something that suits your tastes or better yet, stop playing fucking video games and put isolate yourself from the rest of the world so that we can have our fun without having to listen to your stupid shit.
Showing posts with label Feminism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Feminism. Show all posts
Sunday, 19 June 2016
Thursday, 3 March 2016
Your Controversy Is Bullshit
Just who the fuck is this sexy sideways beast? Well his name is Mark Ankucic and he has quite the story to tell.
Basically, he's an Aussie games writer that got fired from his gig for showing some kind of support for GamerGate, a can of worms I'm not about to get into. Anyway, after being dropped from his job he set up a pen name known as Sandy Beaches and starting contacting a number of publications to try and get his pieces published. What kind of pieces was he trying to get published? Well stuff regarding sexism in games and gaming feminism and his shit was ate up by a site called The Mary Sue.
Despite much frustration with his pieces due to being misinformed and over exaggerated it turns out that everything he wrote for The Mary Sue was complete and utter bullshit. Sandy Beaches was his little experiment to see how much bullshit he could get away with as long as he was posting as a feminist gamer and the results are pretty staggering. You can read his story in much more detail here
https://medium.com/listen-to-my-story/what-i-learned-as-feminist-critic-sandy-beaches-f1ee45a7e0aa#.rro5h1f5l
One of my favorite lines from his article is this
"And that’s where the rub is. You write a hundred headlines claiming something, and people who don’t know anything about the actual topic will believe it."
That right that there has been the problem with any gaming controversy. It doesn't matter if it's sexism in games, violence in games or table top being satanic, it all stems from the fact that the people writing and commenting on these things don't know JACK SHIT about the topic they are writing about. They just read what other people have written and then parrot those misinformed opinions without doing any actual research of their own.
But what about these people writing the first few headlines? The ones that all the idiots go ahead an believe without doing any research of their own? Well it's one of two things. One is that they are actually fucking stupid enough to believe their own shit or the second is money. Writing click-bait controversy because they KNOW that there are enough uninformed idiots in gaming that will eat that shit up and happily jump on a bandwagon. All those clicks will generate plenty of dosh and give the writer a nice fat paycheck .
Let's say you're writing a review for a game, this goes double true if you're writing a review of some obscure JRPG or something. You COULD review it straight up but unless it's a big name game, chances are you aren't going to get all that many clicks due to a general lack of mainstream interest. Throw in some controversy though and BAM! clicks for days as people flock to your review in order to find out just how "terrible" the game is. Call it sexist or claim that it will one day fuel the next big school shooting and people will be retweeting, commenting and sharing out the asshole. KA-CHING.
So next time you read an article about how X game is sexist or Y game is too violent, just stop and remember the story of Sandy Beaches. Just think how much that shit is being spun to fit a current controversy for clicks. If you do however just genuinely believe that shit, please go and educate yourself, the truth behind these gaming controversy's are never as terrible as certain publications make them out to be.
Basically, he's an Aussie games writer that got fired from his gig for showing some kind of support for GamerGate, a can of worms I'm not about to get into. Anyway, after being dropped from his job he set up a pen name known as Sandy Beaches and starting contacting a number of publications to try and get his pieces published. What kind of pieces was he trying to get published? Well stuff regarding sexism in games and gaming feminism and his shit was ate up by a site called The Mary Sue.
Despite much frustration with his pieces due to being misinformed and over exaggerated it turns out that everything he wrote for The Mary Sue was complete and utter bullshit. Sandy Beaches was his little experiment to see how much bullshit he could get away with as long as he was posting as a feminist gamer and the results are pretty staggering. You can read his story in much more detail here
https://medium.com/listen-to-my-story/what-i-learned-as-feminist-critic-sandy-beaches-f1ee45a7e0aa#.rro5h1f5l
One of my favorite lines from his article is this
"And that’s where the rub is. You write a hundred headlines claiming something, and people who don’t know anything about the actual topic will believe it."
That right that there has been the problem with any gaming controversy. It doesn't matter if it's sexism in games, violence in games or table top being satanic, it all stems from the fact that the people writing and commenting on these things don't know JACK SHIT about the topic they are writing about. They just read what other people have written and then parrot those misinformed opinions without doing any actual research of their own.
But what about these people writing the first few headlines? The ones that all the idiots go ahead an believe without doing any research of their own? Well it's one of two things. One is that they are actually fucking stupid enough to believe their own shit or the second is money. Writing click-bait controversy because they KNOW that there are enough uninformed idiots in gaming that will eat that shit up and happily jump on a bandwagon. All those clicks will generate plenty of dosh and give the writer a nice fat paycheck .
Let's say you're writing a review for a game, this goes double true if you're writing a review of some obscure JRPG or something. You COULD review it straight up but unless it's a big name game, chances are you aren't going to get all that many clicks due to a general lack of mainstream interest. Throw in some controversy though and BAM! clicks for days as people flock to your review in order to find out just how "terrible" the game is. Call it sexist or claim that it will one day fuel the next big school shooting and people will be retweeting, commenting and sharing out the asshole. KA-CHING.
So next time you read an article about how X game is sexist or Y game is too violent, just stop and remember the story of Sandy Beaches. Just think how much that shit is being spun to fit a current controversy for clicks. If you do however just genuinely believe that shit, please go and educate yourself, the truth behind these gaming controversy's are never as terrible as certain publications make them out to be.
Thursday, 13 March 2014
You aren't a Developer OR a Writer, Shut Up
Very recently South Park: Stick of Truth was released and it's being met with an absolutely stunning amount of praise and for once it seems like this praise is well founded. I've not played it yet but it looks like a really solid game and I can't wait to get my grubby little mits on it.
Now generally speaking, the politically correct crowd have been fairly hush hush about this. Is it because there's no offensive content in this game? HA HA! NO! There's TONS of offensive content in this game and the stuff that I've seen is only the tip of the ice burg I imagine. The reason the usual internet whiners have not been getting riled up about Stick of Truth is because attacking Matt Stone and/or Trey Parker is a good way to get their attention so they write an episode about you and expose how much of a fucking moron you are.
However, it finally happened on Polygon with an article written by some tosser and was about how she was upset that she couldn't "pick a female character". I'm not going to link the article because Polygon is a piece of shit but this writer had very little to say about the game itself, and it was just paragraph after paragraph of her whining that she couldn't be a female. Luckily when she contacted Ubisoft she was told to fuck off and play the game (in much nicer terms) but we all know for most gaming writers that actually playing the games they are moaning about to the end is way, WAY too hard.
This isn't the first time this shit has happened either. I saw an equally stupid article and got into a huge Facebook argument myself about the game Deep Down which is coming soon to PS4
For those that don't know, Deep Down is a free to play Roguelike game coming to PS4 at some point. The article that this person linked was a similar piece complaining that there are no playable female characters. Now the argument I got into was about if that was sexist or not (it's not) but the reason that was given by the developers was that it was for story reasons, which is fine.
Now I know I've chosen 2 examples of the same issue, but I'm not going to rant about it may or may not be sexist or whatever stupid bullshit. No, my problem with this is like the title states, you aren't the developer or the writer for these games so shut the fuck up.
If a developer creates something then you are more than welcome to criticise their game or their choices for character and story but crying "misogyny" at something just because it doesn't suit your "needs" or agenda should not fly, ever. If Matt and Trey don't want you to play as a little girl in Stick of Truth, then that's THEIR creative decision from a story standpoint and you have no right to complain about that. It's their story, not yours, and if they want an all male cast then they are allowed to write a story based around an all male cast.
The same goes for Deep Down, if the developers don't want any playable females in their game, then that's THEIR decision and who are you to tell them they can't or shouldn't do that? Why shouldn't they do that? Just because women exist, doesn't mean that you have to be featured in every single piece of media ever created.
The same thing goes for anything. If a developer or writer wants to have an all female cast, then I don't have any right to tell them that's wrong because that's the story that THEY want to write. You can argue about it being a bad story all you want, but telling them they aren't allowed to do that is wrong and stupid.
Imagine if a game had a cast that was made up entirely of animals, you don't see people complaining about how "humans are underrepresented in this story" or whatever stupid bullshit. It's their story and while you absolutely have the right to criticise the decisions of the creative team, you have NO right to tell them it's wrong or that they should change it just because it doesn't fit in with your way of thinking. If games are supposed to be heading towards becoming some kind of art form, then these people just have to realise that not all art is made for them and they just have to deal with that.
So, if you want a game with equal representation of all genders and walks of life, go play a game that does so, and if a game like that doesn't exist, then get off your stupid whiny arse and MAKE ONE. Don't go around slagging off other peoples work because you have the imagination of a goldfish with brain problems.
So play the game and criticise it by all means, but unless you're going to say something of value then just shut the fuck up.
Now generally speaking, the politically correct crowd have been fairly hush hush about this. Is it because there's no offensive content in this game? HA HA! NO! There's TONS of offensive content in this game and the stuff that I've seen is only the tip of the ice burg I imagine. The reason the usual internet whiners have not been getting riled up about Stick of Truth is because attacking Matt Stone and/or Trey Parker is a good way to get their attention so they write an episode about you and expose how much of a fucking moron you are.
However, it finally happened on Polygon with an article written by some tosser and was about how she was upset that she couldn't "pick a female character". I'm not going to link the article because Polygon is a piece of shit but this writer had very little to say about the game itself, and it was just paragraph after paragraph of her whining that she couldn't be a female. Luckily when she contacted Ubisoft she was told to fuck off and play the game (in much nicer terms) but we all know for most gaming writers that actually playing the games they are moaning about to the end is way, WAY too hard.
This isn't the first time this shit has happened either. I saw an equally stupid article and got into a huge Facebook argument myself about the game Deep Down which is coming soon to PS4
For those that don't know, Deep Down is a free to play Roguelike game coming to PS4 at some point. The article that this person linked was a similar piece complaining that there are no playable female characters. Now the argument I got into was about if that was sexist or not (it's not) but the reason that was given by the developers was that it was for story reasons, which is fine.
Now I know I've chosen 2 examples of the same issue, but I'm not going to rant about it may or may not be sexist or whatever stupid bullshit. No, my problem with this is like the title states, you aren't the developer or the writer for these games so shut the fuck up.
If a developer creates something then you are more than welcome to criticise their game or their choices for character and story but crying "misogyny" at something just because it doesn't suit your "needs" or agenda should not fly, ever. If Matt and Trey don't want you to play as a little girl in Stick of Truth, then that's THEIR creative decision from a story standpoint and you have no right to complain about that. It's their story, not yours, and if they want an all male cast then they are allowed to write a story based around an all male cast.
The same goes for Deep Down, if the developers don't want any playable females in their game, then that's THEIR decision and who are you to tell them they can't or shouldn't do that? Why shouldn't they do that? Just because women exist, doesn't mean that you have to be featured in every single piece of media ever created.
The same thing goes for anything. If a developer or writer wants to have an all female cast, then I don't have any right to tell them that's wrong because that's the story that THEY want to write. You can argue about it being a bad story all you want, but telling them they aren't allowed to do that is wrong and stupid.
Imagine if a game had a cast that was made up entirely of animals, you don't see people complaining about how "humans are underrepresented in this story" or whatever stupid bullshit. It's their story and while you absolutely have the right to criticise the decisions of the creative team, you have NO right to tell them it's wrong or that they should change it just because it doesn't fit in with your way of thinking. If games are supposed to be heading towards becoming some kind of art form, then these people just have to realise that not all art is made for them and they just have to deal with that.
So, if you want a game with equal representation of all genders and walks of life, go play a game that does so, and if a game like that doesn't exist, then get off your stupid whiny arse and MAKE ONE. Don't go around slagging off other peoples work because you have the imagination of a goldfish with brain problems.
So play the game and criticise it by all means, but unless you're going to say something of value then just shut the fuck up.
Thursday, 19 December 2013
Why PAX's "Roll for Diversity" is a load of shit
Now hold on there for a second, don't crucify me just yet, this isn't the kind of rant that you think it's going to be.
So a couple of days ago I was made aware of this "Roll for Diversity Hub and Lounge" at PAX. The idea behind this thing is that members of various communities will be able to go to this booth and make people aware of various issues in the game industry and stuff like that. Developers can go down to this thing and talk with these people, listen to their concerns and all that kind of good stuff, it sounds great right? Well sure, it sounds great on the surface, but just hold the phone a second.
The idea for this PAX booth was I'm sure, created with all best intentions in mind but really it's a load of shit, just think about it for a second. Women, members of the LGBT community, people of colour and all the other groups that were put on that list, they weren't banned from PAX before and I'm sure no one said anything when they inevitably showed up at PAX, right? Well now they've been cordoned off into a little corner of the convention and are probably going to end up mostly ignored, not because people don't like them, but because people who attend PAX want to hear about VIDEO GAMES! not social issues.
There is no need for this booth to exist in this form. If these people have problems, then the developers do panels and stuff, it can be brought up there, among everyone else and not segregated to it's own trivial little corner of the convention. But that's the big problem with it really, it's trivialising the whole thing.
I can't be bothered to go find the video, but there is a clip of Morgan Freeman talking about Black History Month. He says in this video, that he doesn't want a Black History Month, because he doesn't want his history to be boiled down to one month of the year, and it's essentially the same thing here. These groups have been reduced to a single booth at PAX just so that they (they being PAX by the way) can seem more progressive, and it's a bit sickening in a way.
You want to hear about a REAL progressive and friendly community of people? The speed running community, that's who! With my experience dealing with speed runs and speed running, they don't give a flying fuck if you're a man or woman, black or white, gay or straight, able bodied or not or whatever, if you just enjoy playing games really fuckin' fast, then you are MORE than welcome to join the community and they'll help you in whatever endeavour you take on.
THAT is how you deal with this issue, you be inclusive not by waving around a booth sign going "LOOK AT HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE" but by just being that way in the first place. The issues that do exist within the industry DO need to be talked about but almost 100% of people doing it right now are doing it wrong. Sexy women in games aren't oppressing you and a lack of gay characters aren't going to ruin your life, they don't matter. What you want to be talking about is equality in the work place, availability of education to different groups of people, that kind of thing.
That's why people get upset when things like Dragons Crown come up, because those issues don't fucking matter. Let us enjoy the Amazon's huge ass, go and fight a battle that ACTUALLY matters and will actually better the industry in some way.
So to sum up the whole thing; Fuck you PAX, your booth is garbage
So a couple of days ago I was made aware of this "Roll for Diversity Hub and Lounge" at PAX. The idea behind this thing is that members of various communities will be able to go to this booth and make people aware of various issues in the game industry and stuff like that. Developers can go down to this thing and talk with these people, listen to their concerns and all that kind of good stuff, it sounds great right? Well sure, it sounds great on the surface, but just hold the phone a second.
The idea for this PAX booth was I'm sure, created with all best intentions in mind but really it's a load of shit, just think about it for a second. Women, members of the LGBT community, people of colour and all the other groups that were put on that list, they weren't banned from PAX before and I'm sure no one said anything when they inevitably showed up at PAX, right? Well now they've been cordoned off into a little corner of the convention and are probably going to end up mostly ignored, not because people don't like them, but because people who attend PAX want to hear about VIDEO GAMES! not social issues.
There is no need for this booth to exist in this form. If these people have problems, then the developers do panels and stuff, it can be brought up there, among everyone else and not segregated to it's own trivial little corner of the convention. But that's the big problem with it really, it's trivialising the whole thing.
I can't be bothered to go find the video, but there is a clip of Morgan Freeman talking about Black History Month. He says in this video, that he doesn't want a Black History Month, because he doesn't want his history to be boiled down to one month of the year, and it's essentially the same thing here. These groups have been reduced to a single booth at PAX just so that they (they being PAX by the way) can seem more progressive, and it's a bit sickening in a way.
You want to hear about a REAL progressive and friendly community of people? The speed running community, that's who! With my experience dealing with speed runs and speed running, they don't give a flying fuck if you're a man or woman, black or white, gay or straight, able bodied or not or whatever, if you just enjoy playing games really fuckin' fast, then you are MORE than welcome to join the community and they'll help you in whatever endeavour you take on.
THAT is how you deal with this issue, you be inclusive not by waving around a booth sign going "LOOK AT HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE" but by just being that way in the first place. The issues that do exist within the industry DO need to be talked about but almost 100% of people doing it right now are doing it wrong. Sexy women in games aren't oppressing you and a lack of gay characters aren't going to ruin your life, they don't matter. What you want to be talking about is equality in the work place, availability of education to different groups of people, that kind of thing.
That's why people get upset when things like Dragons Crown come up, because those issues don't fucking matter. Let us enjoy the Amazon's huge ass, go and fight a battle that ACTUALLY matters and will actually better the industry in some way.
So to sum up the whole thing; Fuck you PAX, your booth is garbage
Thursday, 12 December 2013
The Dina Disaster
This person seriously needs to get the fuck out, big time.
So first of all, let me re-talk about Mighty Number 9. Mighty Number 9 is a kickstarter project that was set up by Keiji Inafune. If you don't know who he is, he's basically one of the main guys behind the Megaman games. Anyway, after Megaman was treated like absolute shit by Capcom, Inafune comes along with this kickstarter and everyone (including myself) goes mad hype because FINALLY we're getting a game that is Megaman in everything but name.
People donate something like $3.8 million to this project, the folks really want a new Megaman game that doesn't suck complete arse and they want it bad. You could go on the Kickstarter page and view all the stretch goals and judging from that, the game was shaping up to be something really good, at least on paper.
But then fucking Dina shows up.
Dina is one of those stupid arsehole feminists that I sometimes rant about ruining games. She is one of those people in their purest form. She starts out by making a post about how Beck, the main character, should be completely changed into a female character because of "gender representation" in games or some fucking stupid bullshit like that. But fine, even if they did take that seriously at least that wouldn't affect game play.
But it gets worse. Due to the fact that her fucking boyfriend is working on the project, she gets taken on board as a community manager. Sounds fine right? She just has to deal with the community forums and stuff like that, listen to peoples questions and concerns and whatnot, right? Well she doesn't fucking do that. A load of issues spring up, she just ignores people, edits or replies to forum posts with stupid snarky quips and locks down her twitter and deletes a load of stuff while nobody can see.
So, she sucks as a community manager, but that's all shes doing right? Wrong, she's also designing the robots for the game. Why is THIS bad you might ask? Well look at the above picture, her artwork fucking sucks a fat one. I don't want shit looking like THAT in what is supposed to be a spiritual successor to Megaman, it's a fucking joke.
So already it's really bad. We have a lying, condescending social justice moron trying to push her stupid shitty agenda and on top of that she has a platform to really push her shit because shes doing the fucking artwork, but believe it or not, that's not the worst of it.
This woman has barely fucking played Megaman before and has what seems to be very little interest in it. The whole thing that made this project sound as cool as it did, was because it was being worked on by people who knew what made Megaman good and they were passionate about delivering a quality product. Now we have this shit head on the team who doesn't give a flying fuck about Megaman or it's spiritual successor, doing that artwork and working with the company on the project.
When people donated that money, they were donating for a "Megaman" game, created by people who were passionate about Megaman. $3.8 million later and that's starting to crumble, so obviously I'm not the only one who's pissed off, there are plenty of people WAYYYY more upset than I am, because their out of pocket on this shit.
Unless Dina is removed from the project, Mighty Number 9 is dead to me. It's probably not going to be the next Megaman game I was hoping for, it's going to be a super politically correct platformer where the fucking ROBOTS are changed into women for absolutely no reason other than the fact that the artist things there aren't enough chicks in games.
Get fucked Dina, I've only known that you exist for about 24 hours and you're already topping my hate list. Burn your shitty artwork and donate whatever Comcept are paying to the Alzheimer's Society you sorry excuse for a human being.
So first of all, let me re-talk about Mighty Number 9. Mighty Number 9 is a kickstarter project that was set up by Keiji Inafune. If you don't know who he is, he's basically one of the main guys behind the Megaman games. Anyway, after Megaman was treated like absolute shit by Capcom, Inafune comes along with this kickstarter and everyone (including myself) goes mad hype because FINALLY we're getting a game that is Megaman in everything but name.
People donate something like $3.8 million to this project, the folks really want a new Megaman game that doesn't suck complete arse and they want it bad. You could go on the Kickstarter page and view all the stretch goals and judging from that, the game was shaping up to be something really good, at least on paper.
But then fucking Dina shows up.
Dina is one of those stupid arsehole feminists that I sometimes rant about ruining games. She is one of those people in their purest form. She starts out by making a post about how Beck, the main character, should be completely changed into a female character because of "gender representation" in games or some fucking stupid bullshit like that. But fine, even if they did take that seriously at least that wouldn't affect game play.
But it gets worse. Due to the fact that her fucking boyfriend is working on the project, she gets taken on board as a community manager. Sounds fine right? She just has to deal with the community forums and stuff like that, listen to peoples questions and concerns and whatnot, right? Well she doesn't fucking do that. A load of issues spring up, she just ignores people, edits or replies to forum posts with stupid snarky quips and locks down her twitter and deletes a load of stuff while nobody can see.
So, she sucks as a community manager, but that's all shes doing right? Wrong, she's also designing the robots for the game. Why is THIS bad you might ask? Well look at the above picture, her artwork fucking sucks a fat one. I don't want shit looking like THAT in what is supposed to be a spiritual successor to Megaman, it's a fucking joke.
So already it's really bad. We have a lying, condescending social justice moron trying to push her stupid shitty agenda and on top of that she has a platform to really push her shit because shes doing the fucking artwork, but believe it or not, that's not the worst of it.
This woman has barely fucking played Megaman before and has what seems to be very little interest in it. The whole thing that made this project sound as cool as it did, was because it was being worked on by people who knew what made Megaman good and they were passionate about delivering a quality product. Now we have this shit head on the team who doesn't give a flying fuck about Megaman or it's spiritual successor, doing that artwork and working with the company on the project.
When people donated that money, they were donating for a "Megaman" game, created by people who were passionate about Megaman. $3.8 million later and that's starting to crumble, so obviously I'm not the only one who's pissed off, there are plenty of people WAYYYY more upset than I am, because their out of pocket on this shit.
Unless Dina is removed from the project, Mighty Number 9 is dead to me. It's probably not going to be the next Megaman game I was hoping for, it's going to be a super politically correct platformer where the fucking ROBOTS are changed into women for absolutely no reason other than the fact that the artist things there aren't enough chicks in games.
Get fucked Dina, I've only known that you exist for about 24 hours and you're already topping my hate list. Burn your shitty artwork and donate whatever Comcept are paying to the Alzheimer's Society you sorry excuse for a human being.
Saturday, 23 November 2013
Mainstream Gaming and Being "Offended"
OK here we go again, more failings of video game "journalism"
The above picture is from something on Rock Paper Shotgun where some guy has an interview with a member of Blizzard staff, and instead of talking about the actual video game, he decide to whine about their choice of costume designs. The staff member in question though gives a disinterested response and gets him to leave, which is the correct way to deal with social justice morons like that.
Then said social justice moron takes to RPS to go and write an overlong, silly article about why it's offensive, why you should be offended and why the guy from Blizzard that was interviewed is a unfeeling monster.
I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to give morons like the RPS staff clicks and therefore money, but if you really care I'm sure you can do some googling around.
Anyway, I'm not going to write (ANOTHER) article on why these social justice types of people who rant on about how women look in games are fucking stupid, I've done that enough, what I am going to say is that people need to get over the fact that maybe just some games aren't made for them.
Yes, this is a problem that has come with gaming going into the mainstream. Now everyone thinks that they have a right to experience every game the same way everyone else does. This is really what's at the core of his overlong rant about the Blizzard interview. He's suggesting that people design not sexy women because it may make a certain section of players uncomfortable or whatever.
Well newsflash for you Mr Grayson and your SJW crowd, maybe not all games are made for you and people like you. Maybe you don't factor into that little thing called a target demographic so what right do you and people like you have for parading around making artists change their work? The writer of that interview is very lucky I don't work for Blizzard or I would have told him to fuck off for wasting my time and have him forcibly removed from the building and getting a swift boot up the arse on the way out.
What I'm not saying however, is "don't be offended by things". Being offended is fine, if you are thin skinned to the point where a lady in the thong in a video game makes you upset, then fine, so be it, but shut the fuck up about it. There are a great deal of people who don't care and there are also a great deal of people who just see it and don't think anything about gender politics or whatever, because it's just a hot woman in a video game, nothing wrong with that.
If you want to make these arguments about gender politics then fine but keep it restritced to your own personal blogs or whatever and stop throwing bitch fits when people don't want to hear it. Even if you consider gaming as an art form your arguments still don't hold up because 100% of art isn't there to make just YOU happy, you selfish sack of arse.
In terms of actual arguments about this issue, this post is a bit lacking because I'm TRYING to keep it short. So the too long; didn't read version of this post would be.
Yes, we get it, you're upset about women being attractive, please fuck off to a different game if you don't like this one. Maybe stupid non-games that pander to your "needs" like Gone Home are more appropriate.
The above picture is from something on Rock Paper Shotgun where some guy has an interview with a member of Blizzard staff, and instead of talking about the actual video game, he decide to whine about their choice of costume designs. The staff member in question though gives a disinterested response and gets him to leave, which is the correct way to deal with social justice morons like that.
Then said social justice moron takes to RPS to go and write an overlong, silly article about why it's offensive, why you should be offended and why the guy from Blizzard that was interviewed is a unfeeling monster.
I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to give morons like the RPS staff clicks and therefore money, but if you really care I'm sure you can do some googling around.
Anyway, I'm not going to write (ANOTHER) article on why these social justice types of people who rant on about how women look in games are fucking stupid, I've done that enough, what I am going to say is that people need to get over the fact that maybe just some games aren't made for them.
Yes, this is a problem that has come with gaming going into the mainstream. Now everyone thinks that they have a right to experience every game the same way everyone else does. This is really what's at the core of his overlong rant about the Blizzard interview. He's suggesting that people design not sexy women because it may make a certain section of players uncomfortable or whatever.
Well newsflash for you Mr Grayson and your SJW crowd, maybe not all games are made for you and people like you. Maybe you don't factor into that little thing called a target demographic so what right do you and people like you have for parading around making artists change their work? The writer of that interview is very lucky I don't work for Blizzard or I would have told him to fuck off for wasting my time and have him forcibly removed from the building and getting a swift boot up the arse on the way out.
What I'm not saying however, is "don't be offended by things". Being offended is fine, if you are thin skinned to the point where a lady in the thong in a video game makes you upset, then fine, so be it, but shut the fuck up about it. There are a great deal of people who don't care and there are also a great deal of people who just see it and don't think anything about gender politics or whatever, because it's just a hot woman in a video game, nothing wrong with that.
If you want to make these arguments about gender politics then fine but keep it restritced to your own personal blogs or whatever and stop throwing bitch fits when people don't want to hear it. Even if you consider gaming as an art form your arguments still don't hold up because 100% of art isn't there to make just YOU happy, you selfish sack of arse.
In terms of actual arguments about this issue, this post is a bit lacking because I'm TRYING to keep it short. So the too long; didn't read version of this post would be.
Yes, we get it, you're upset about women being attractive, please fuck off to a different game if you don't like this one. Maybe stupid non-games that pander to your "needs" like Gone Home are more appropriate.
Friday, 9 August 2013
Stop Pandering to Idiots
If you've been reading this blog you've seen me rage from time to time about this whole feminism issue. Well I'm not going to go on another rant about that right now, but I do want to talk about how there are certain people within the industry that need to stop pandering to these idiots.
The above picture is taken from the Polygon review of Dragons Crown, and ignoring the big 6.5 at the bottom I just want to point out the line "over-exaggerated art style alienating and gross in it's depiction of women"
This, my friends, isn't good game reviewing, it's a moron pandering to idiots on the Internet. Sure, the depictions of women in Dragons Crown is pretty over exaggerated, but so is it's depictions of fucking EVERYBODY.
I mean look at this fucking guy. Hyper masculine, hyper macho dwarf dude with a hammer who's about to go out and bust some heads. The over exaggerations of characters aren't limited to ass and titties, it's the whole fucking cast that's like this. But of course, morons on the Internet like to ignore the general art style, point at the amazon's huge ass and titties and cry "sexist"
It's not just Polygon that does it and it's not just aimed at Dragons Crown either. If you spend any amount of time reading game related stuff it'll pop up somewhere. This needs to stop, this wave of stupid ass hole feminists is an extremely recent thing and there is no need to write reviews to please them. There is also no need to pay any attention to them (this includes insulting them) because really they aren't after equality, they are just out to stifle artistic direction.
This whole thing is double important if you're the kind of person who thinks that games are an art form because limiting art just because it might offend someone is stupid and sort of defeats the point of art itself.
Dragons Crown isn't sexist, it's stylistic. Games aren't sexist, they are being created for a demographic. These people need to shut up and go away, and these "journalists" need to stop making an issue out of art styles just to drum up controversy and page views.
I seriously can't wait for the day when I can stop talking about this shit.
The above picture is taken from the Polygon review of Dragons Crown, and ignoring the big 6.5 at the bottom I just want to point out the line "over-exaggerated art style alienating and gross in it's depiction of women"
This, my friends, isn't good game reviewing, it's a moron pandering to idiots on the Internet. Sure, the depictions of women in Dragons Crown is pretty over exaggerated, but so is it's depictions of fucking EVERYBODY.
I mean look at this fucking guy. Hyper masculine, hyper macho dwarf dude with a hammer who's about to go out and bust some heads. The over exaggerations of characters aren't limited to ass and titties, it's the whole fucking cast that's like this. But of course, morons on the Internet like to ignore the general art style, point at the amazon's huge ass and titties and cry "sexist"
It's not just Polygon that does it and it's not just aimed at Dragons Crown either. If you spend any amount of time reading game related stuff it'll pop up somewhere. This needs to stop, this wave of stupid ass hole feminists is an extremely recent thing and there is no need to write reviews to please them. There is also no need to pay any attention to them (this includes insulting them) because really they aren't after equality, they are just out to stifle artistic direction.
This whole thing is double important if you're the kind of person who thinks that games are an art form because limiting art just because it might offend someone is stupid and sort of defeats the point of art itself.
Dragons Crown isn't sexist, it's stylistic. Games aren't sexist, they are being created for a demographic. These people need to shut up and go away, and these "journalists" need to stop making an issue out of art styles just to drum up controversy and page views.
I seriously can't wait for the day when I can stop talking about this shit.
Friday, 26 July 2013
The most bullshit top 100 list of all time
The above picture was sent to me this morning by a friend of mine via Facebook and good lord, I have never had a worse start to a day than this.
While browsing a certain anonymous forum last night, this picture popped up in a thread, but given the nature of said forum I dismissed it as photoshopped bait in order to rile people up. That said, after having it linked on facebook, I had to go make sure so I did a google search.
The picture wasn't bait at all and it turns out it came from a top 100 list written on the Xbox Official Magazine website, you can check out the whole of their stupid bullshit list here.
http://www.oxm.co.uk/57106/features/the-100-most-important-people-in-the-world-of-xbox/?page=1
Now everyones problem is the placement of John Carmack when compared to Anita Sarkeesian.
For those that don't know, John Carmack is one of those legendary game developers, basically credited for putting the FPS genre on the map. The lead programmer of classics like Doom, Quake and Commander Keen and well known for working on the more recent Rage. John Carmack, along with everyone else who worked on those games are awesome people who made awesome games and have done a lot for the industry.
But what about Anita? Well if you don't know who she is, Anita is a feminist who started a kickstarter so she could make videos on YouTube titled "Tropes Vs Women". In this video she puts forward badly researched points about how the damsel in distress trope in gaming is "harmful towards women". Anita Sarkeesian is a moron of the highest calibre who took a large amount of money from a large amount of people to make two shitty YouTube videos that show nothing but her bleak outlook that the idea of a male wanting to protect someone that he loves is harmful to women and we as males should be ashamed about wanting to protect our families and friends.
Yet somehow, this idiot is higher on a list of most important people in the industry?! Are you fucking HIGH OXM?! A man who put a genre on the fucking map, the genre that just so happens to be the most played this generation, is somehow less important to the industry than some moron who makes videos on YouTube. I'M a fucking moron who makes videos on YouTube, but I didn't need a fucking kickstarter to do it, so why aren't I on that list?! Yeah, it sounds stupid but that's how stupid the idea of Anita being on that fucking list is.
Also since that picture was taken, the title of the article has been changed to "The 100 most important people in the world of Xbox" which is STILL bullshit because if that's the case, why is Anita on there at all?! A feminist who talks about video game cliches has NOTHING to do with the world of Xbox. Double bullshit is that rank 39 is fucking Satoru Iwata, the president of fucking NINTENDO.
What the fuck does Nintendo have to do with the world of fucking Xbox?! HUH?! Are you crediting him for motion controls or some shit? That can't be the case though because if the kinect borrows its concept from anything, it's the fucking Playstation Eye Toy, fucking idiots. It's not like anyone who works at Microsoft shares the worth ethic and outlook of someone like Iwata so why is he even on the list?
So you know what OXM? Get fucked, you're nothing but a bunch of morons who have no idea what you're on about and I hope whoever wrote this article encounters a gorgon and has his hands turned to stone so he can never write another fucking shitty list again in his goddamn life.
Yes, I'm mad
While browsing a certain anonymous forum last night, this picture popped up in a thread, but given the nature of said forum I dismissed it as photoshopped bait in order to rile people up. That said, after having it linked on facebook, I had to go make sure so I did a google search.
The picture wasn't bait at all and it turns out it came from a top 100 list written on the Xbox Official Magazine website, you can check out the whole of their stupid bullshit list here.
http://www.oxm.co.uk/57106/features/the-100-most-important-people-in-the-world-of-xbox/?page=1
Now everyones problem is the placement of John Carmack when compared to Anita Sarkeesian.
For those that don't know, John Carmack is one of those legendary game developers, basically credited for putting the FPS genre on the map. The lead programmer of classics like Doom, Quake and Commander Keen and well known for working on the more recent Rage. John Carmack, along with everyone else who worked on those games are awesome people who made awesome games and have done a lot for the industry.
But what about Anita? Well if you don't know who she is, Anita is a feminist who started a kickstarter so she could make videos on YouTube titled "Tropes Vs Women". In this video she puts forward badly researched points about how the damsel in distress trope in gaming is "harmful towards women". Anita Sarkeesian is a moron of the highest calibre who took a large amount of money from a large amount of people to make two shitty YouTube videos that show nothing but her bleak outlook that the idea of a male wanting to protect someone that he loves is harmful to women and we as males should be ashamed about wanting to protect our families and friends.
Yet somehow, this idiot is higher on a list of most important people in the industry?! Are you fucking HIGH OXM?! A man who put a genre on the fucking map, the genre that just so happens to be the most played this generation, is somehow less important to the industry than some moron who makes videos on YouTube. I'M a fucking moron who makes videos on YouTube, but I didn't need a fucking kickstarter to do it, so why aren't I on that list?! Yeah, it sounds stupid but that's how stupid the idea of Anita being on that fucking list is.
Also since that picture was taken, the title of the article has been changed to "The 100 most important people in the world of Xbox" which is STILL bullshit because if that's the case, why is Anita on there at all?! A feminist who talks about video game cliches has NOTHING to do with the world of Xbox. Double bullshit is that rank 39 is fucking Satoru Iwata, the president of fucking NINTENDO.
What the fuck does Nintendo have to do with the world of fucking Xbox?! HUH?! Are you crediting him for motion controls or some shit? That can't be the case though because if the kinect borrows its concept from anything, it's the fucking Playstation Eye Toy, fucking idiots. It's not like anyone who works at Microsoft shares the worth ethic and outlook of someone like Iwata so why is he even on the list?
So you know what OXM? Get fucked, you're nothing but a bunch of morons who have no idea what you're on about and I hope whoever wrote this article encounters a gorgon and has his hands turned to stone so he can never write another fucking shitty list again in his goddamn life.
Yes, I'm mad
Wednesday, 12 June 2013
E3 Microsoft Conference "Rape Joke" (Podcasty Thing)
I feel like I'm offering myself up for gruesome sacrifice with this one, but it annoys me so much it felt good to get it off my chest. It's all in a video this time, I was upset and it was 2am when I filmed it, so I might write something more coherent on the same topic later, but for now, enjoy!
Wednesday, 24 April 2013
Please Games Journalism, fucking stop
Fuck.....it's almost impossible to enjoy this hobby when I'm surrounded on all side by whiny, thin skinned little pricks who don't have anything better to do with their time than complain about things.
So here is the deal, I wake up this morning and I'm looking around the internet when my attention is brought to an article on Gamasutra. Now before I go on, for those that don't know, Gamasutra is a gaming news website that is quite well known for being read by developers and people in the industry. I don't go on it very often but most of the stuff I have read from there has been good or if it hasn't been good at least it's about games.
So at the time of writing this article (24th April 7:25 in Japan) I can see a lot of game stuff on there, but there is something else there that pisses me off. The TOP story is about fucking feminism, a few stories down from that is some drivel about race in games and a few posts down from THAT is some writer not worth his salt moaning about some Japanese artist implied that some other guy was gay because he said his art was no good.
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. Shut the hell up already
The article I read in the most detail was the one about the Japanese artist, so let me sum that up for you. Some games journalist who isn't very good at his job looks at the above picture and then says that the artist isn't very good or some such crap. The artist, in response to this posts a picture of a load of fat naked men from the same game and says "maybe you'd like this instead" So then this OTHER guy makes a post on gamasutra about how the Japanese guy is being homophobic and feels "betrayed" and all other such crap.
You know what this isn't? FUCKING. VIDEOGAMES! If you can't handle reading some dudes schoolyard insult about how maybe someone likes men then maybe you should just climb back into your little care bubble and never fucking leave. Someone implying someone else is gay isn't damaging to the gay community. He isn't rallying the rest of the Dragons Crown development team against gay rights, he just made a fucking schoolboy comment to a guy on twitter or facebook or whatever the fuck it was because the guy irritated him a bit. Grow a backbone and write about something worth fucking writing about.
But you know what? I don't see this in Japan and I don't see it on Japanese websites. I can look at a Japanese gaming website and read about fucking games. I can talk to Japanese people on the internet and in forums about fucking video games and subjects like feminism, racism or homophobia aren't even the in same fucking realm as that shit. It's a lot easier to enjoy games over here because people are more focused on good games and less focused on filling slow news days with fucking garbage like this.
I'm not offended by burly, over sexualised men in video games. I'm not offended when a villan has a British accent and I certainly wasn't offended when Lara Croft killed god knows how many men in Tomb Raider because I was too busy having fun with the fucking VIDEO GAME. You don't have a real cause to fight for so you just make up controversy so you can feel way more important than you actually are.
Bottom Line: Shut up and write about fucking games
So here is the deal, I wake up this morning and I'm looking around the internet when my attention is brought to an article on Gamasutra. Now before I go on, for those that don't know, Gamasutra is a gaming news website that is quite well known for being read by developers and people in the industry. I don't go on it very often but most of the stuff I have read from there has been good or if it hasn't been good at least it's about games.
So at the time of writing this article (24th April 7:25 in Japan) I can see a lot of game stuff on there, but there is something else there that pisses me off. The TOP story is about fucking feminism, a few stories down from that is some drivel about race in games and a few posts down from THAT is some writer not worth his salt moaning about some Japanese artist implied that some other guy was gay because he said his art was no good.
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. Shut the hell up already
The article I read in the most detail was the one about the Japanese artist, so let me sum that up for you. Some games journalist who isn't very good at his job looks at the above picture and then says that the artist isn't very good or some such crap. The artist, in response to this posts a picture of a load of fat naked men from the same game and says "maybe you'd like this instead" So then this OTHER guy makes a post on gamasutra about how the Japanese guy is being homophobic and feels "betrayed" and all other such crap.
You know what this isn't? FUCKING. VIDEOGAMES! If you can't handle reading some dudes schoolyard insult about how maybe someone likes men then maybe you should just climb back into your little care bubble and never fucking leave. Someone implying someone else is gay isn't damaging to the gay community. He isn't rallying the rest of the Dragons Crown development team against gay rights, he just made a fucking schoolboy comment to a guy on twitter or facebook or whatever the fuck it was because the guy irritated him a bit. Grow a backbone and write about something worth fucking writing about.
But you know what? I don't see this in Japan and I don't see it on Japanese websites. I can look at a Japanese gaming website and read about fucking games. I can talk to Japanese people on the internet and in forums about fucking video games and subjects like feminism, racism or homophobia aren't even the in same fucking realm as that shit. It's a lot easier to enjoy games over here because people are more focused on good games and less focused on filling slow news days with fucking garbage like this.
I'm not offended by burly, over sexualised men in video games. I'm not offended when a villan has a British accent and I certainly wasn't offended when Lara Croft killed god knows how many men in Tomb Raider because I was too busy having fun with the fucking VIDEO GAME. You don't have a real cause to fight for so you just make up controversy so you can feel way more important than you actually are.
Bottom Line: Shut up and write about fucking games
Saturday, 16 March 2013
God of War Ascension Trophy
This story is so pathetic and petty.
So here's the deal, there is (was) a trophy in the new God of War game that was titled "Bros before hoes" which was given to players after they beat up one of the female boss characters. Apparently, this trophy was seen as misogynistic and was promptly changed by the developer. Holy fucking goddamn is that some bullshit
So lets start with why it's bullshit. The phrase "bros before hoes" is a phrase that has been around for fucking donkeys years. Basically for as long as I can remember this phrase has existed, and been used for years, but literally millions of people. No one complained about it being used then, but as soon as you put it in a video game everyone decides to use it as ammunition to take a shot because there are some people who see the games industry as an easy target for this shit.
That aside though, it made sense in the context of the game. You beat the boss called Fury, who is this woman, and I haven't seen the whole scene but some shit happens and you get caught up in this black goo and this woman is about to do something nasty to you. So this dude just pops out of nowhere, decides to betray the nasty lady (I think) and teleports Kratos to safety. If he's betraying this chick to rescue Kratos I'm pretty sure that's a good reason to use the phrase "bros before hoes"
The article I read on Joystiq had a quote that said "The text was offensive to some members of the community and impacted their enjoyment of the game"
FUCKING. BULLSHIT!
People are just complaining for the sake of it at this point. I mean it's fucking a trophy, it doesn't even have any impact on the game, it's just a stupid little message that pops up for killing a boss so that people feel like they actually achieved something. Also, when did people become such spineless idiots to the point where they are offended by shit like this? No one was offended by this message, people are just taking pots shots at developers because they see the game industry as an easy fucking target.
You weren't offended when Kratos fucked 3 women for experience orbs, but you were offended by a trophy message? Get fucked, "feminists" who complain about shit in video games aren't out for equality, they are just out to demonise men. The most sexist people in this whole situation are the people complaining. Piss off and let me enjoy video games without having to hear stories about your constant, pathetic whining all the fucking time.
So here's the deal, there is (was) a trophy in the new God of War game that was titled "Bros before hoes" which was given to players after they beat up one of the female boss characters. Apparently, this trophy was seen as misogynistic and was promptly changed by the developer. Holy fucking goddamn is that some bullshit
So lets start with why it's bullshit. The phrase "bros before hoes" is a phrase that has been around for fucking donkeys years. Basically for as long as I can remember this phrase has existed, and been used for years, but literally millions of people. No one complained about it being used then, but as soon as you put it in a video game everyone decides to use it as ammunition to take a shot because there are some people who see the games industry as an easy target for this shit.
That aside though, it made sense in the context of the game. You beat the boss called Fury, who is this woman, and I haven't seen the whole scene but some shit happens and you get caught up in this black goo and this woman is about to do something nasty to you. So this dude just pops out of nowhere, decides to betray the nasty lady (I think) and teleports Kratos to safety. If he's betraying this chick to rescue Kratos I'm pretty sure that's a good reason to use the phrase "bros before hoes"
The article I read on Joystiq had a quote that said "The text was offensive to some members of the community and impacted their enjoyment of the game"
FUCKING. BULLSHIT!
People are just complaining for the sake of it at this point. I mean it's fucking a trophy, it doesn't even have any impact on the game, it's just a stupid little message that pops up for killing a boss so that people feel like they actually achieved something. Also, when did people become such spineless idiots to the point where they are offended by shit like this? No one was offended by this message, people are just taking pots shots at developers because they see the game industry as an easy fucking target.
You weren't offended when Kratos fucked 3 women for experience orbs, but you were offended by a trophy message? Get fucked, "feminists" who complain about shit in video games aren't out for equality, they are just out to demonise men. The most sexist people in this whole situation are the people complaining. Piss off and let me enjoy video games without having to hear stories about your constant, pathetic whining all the fucking time.
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Feminism, please stop
You remember that PS4 thing about a week ago? It was pretty good, we got some insight into the upcoming hardware, we got to see some new games everything was great. You know what didn't cross my mind? The gender of the fucking people on stage, but Patricia Hernandez and a bunch of idiots on twitter think that this is some kind of issue.
I'm aware Patricia Hernandez is a hack who doesn't deserve what's shes being paid (Charity link is on the side if you see this post Patricia) but her, and everyone who posted about it on twitter is just making an issue out of nothing. Just because there were no women on stage at that event doesn't make Sony or any of the game developers sexist. It just means that the people that those companies felt were best to give the presentations HAPPENED to be male, they were not excluding women, just no women within those various departments had enough knowledge and expertese on hand to deliver talks at the event.
Here is the worst thing though, I didn't give a fuck about feminism before this whole topic came up some time during the last year. As someone who has experienced nothing but feminists complaining about sexism in games and other non-issue garbage, I'm now completely sour to the concept. I've learned by reading articles and watching forum conversations that feminists don't want equality, but they just want to demonise everything men do and put themselves above.
I'm aware this probably isn't true, but as someone who has only really seen feminist arguments via video games, this is the impression I get. Not only are these people being sexist in their complaints, but they are making their "cause" look extremely bad.
But at the end of the day, I don't give a fuck about feminism, why is this even a thing? All I want to do is enjoy fucking video games and I'm sick of seeing shit like this day in day out. Video games aren't oppressing you so why not go find some ACTUAL issues to moan about? Idiots
I'm aware Patricia Hernandez is a hack who doesn't deserve what's shes being paid (Charity link is on the side if you see this post Patricia) but her, and everyone who posted about it on twitter is just making an issue out of nothing. Just because there were no women on stage at that event doesn't make Sony or any of the game developers sexist. It just means that the people that those companies felt were best to give the presentations HAPPENED to be male, they were not excluding women, just no women within those various departments had enough knowledge and expertese on hand to deliver talks at the event.
Here is the worst thing though, I didn't give a fuck about feminism before this whole topic came up some time during the last year. As someone who has experienced nothing but feminists complaining about sexism in games and other non-issue garbage, I'm now completely sour to the concept. I've learned by reading articles and watching forum conversations that feminists don't want equality, but they just want to demonise everything men do and put themselves above.
I'm aware this probably isn't true, but as someone who has only really seen feminist arguments via video games, this is the impression I get. Not only are these people being sexist in their complaints, but they are making their "cause" look extremely bad.
But at the end of the day, I don't give a fuck about feminism, why is this even a thing? All I want to do is enjoy fucking video games and I'm sick of seeing shit like this day in day out. Video games aren't oppressing you so why not go find some ACTUAL issues to moan about? Idiots
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