Wednesday, 26 April 2017
Attack on Moe
So a few days ago I was drunk in a bar and at one point in the evening I took to looking at one of my social media applications. An advert popped up for a game called "Attack on Moe" which depicted a dude fighting giant anime girls that lost their clothes when you beat them in combat.
So OF COURSE I fucking downloaded it
What I found was a fan service clicking game similar to that of cookie clicker but instead of cookies its monsters and anime girls. The game is very simple, you tap the thing until it dies and you do this until you get a boss. Then you have to tap the boss until it dies but you're on a time limit for that and if you kill it then you progress to the next stage. Every 5 stages you get to fight a "Moetan" which is a big anime girl which when defeated, goes into a "Moepedia" (seeing a theme here?) and then you can sort of rub them down for bonuses and images of them slowly losing more and more items of clothing.
As you do all this you earn money which you can use to buy upgrades for you guy as well as hero characters that will support you and farm you more money while you're offline. There's also a "PVP" feature where you and a friend see who can mash this fastest and you earn points which earn you various rewards as you do this every handful of hours. There's also premium currency which you can buy/earn by playing which allows you to buy items that increase stats or unlock more anime girls for you to fight in later stages.
There's not much to say about it other than it's just a fucking clicking game. It's the kind of thing you fiddle with for about 30 seconds to a minute at a time when you're taking a shit or REALLY bored on a train or something. I'd say it's worth checking out because if I'm going to waste my time monotonously tapping things the experience is so much better with some anime titties to go with it.