Shit
I had a completely different topic planned for this evening, something positive where I was going to praise a game that I've been playing recently but then THIS shit fucking happened and I've swung right back into being an angry shithead on the internet.
Google the term "Pokken" and word going round is that this title has been officially announced. Now just read that stupid fucking title, "Pokken", you guessed what it is yet?
A TEKKEN GAME WITH FUCKING POKEMON IN IT!
I have never heard anything so bullshit in my entire life. Is there nothing sacred in this fucking industry. Is there nothing I can enjoy so much without it turning into complete shit and betrayal?!
Now why am I so angry? Well Tekken is a great game and Pokemon is a shit game. Tekken is a game made for people who enjoy competitive fighters and Pokemon is designed for people with brain damage. All the depth that can be found in Tekken is going to be stripped out and the game dumbed down so that the title can cater to Pokemon's target audience.
So you might come back at me and say "well if you don't like Pokemon just ignore it and don't play it, it's not like it ruins Tekken as a whole or anything". Well you may be right there but this game is getting a release in fucking ARCADES so I have every right to be pissed off. All the space being clogged up by this fucking disgrace of a game is space that could be used for something that doesn't suck...or a vending machine. Hell, I'd even take a giant 6 foot deep hole in the floor filled with shit than cabinets for this game.
First they come along and piss all over Nobunaga's Ambition with "Pokemon Conquest" which was a total failure as a monster breeding game and a total failure as a historical strategy game. Not content with shitting over RPGs, Strategy, Dungeon Crawls and other genres they have now turned to fighting games to try and milk this crappy series for more Yen and Dollars.
Fuck Pokemon.
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