Tuesday, 27 January 2015
The New Resident Evil Is a Little Pointless
For those that don't know, back in 2002 Capcom released a remake of Resident Evil 1 for the Nintendo Gamecube and it wasn't just a straight up port of the original game, oh god no. Resident Evil on the Gamecube, which people used to called REMake was Resident Evil 1 on fucking steroids. The graphics were overhauled like crazy and looked fucking beautiful and they tweaked the game play a little bit for the new version. On top of that they added a bunch of extra shit to the game so even veterans of the PS1 classic had something new to experience, it was awesome.
So then ReREMake comes along and while I'm not particularly angry about it like I was with The Last of Us Remastered, it still seems completely fucking pointless. It's not too expensive but on Steam ReREMake will set you back £15 which is a fair price I guess for a game like this. That said, Amazon UK have the Gamecube version going for prices as low as £6.50 and nearly every motherfucker I ever met had a Gamecube so why not just go dust that off and save yourself £10. For me in Japan, I can walk round the corner and get the PS1 version in any used game shop ever for 100 fucking yen so trying to justify a £15 purchase for a game I've already played a million times is kind of hard.
Still though, while it seems a little pointless I'm not mad about it for a few reasons. First, even if every motherfucker did have a Gamecube that doesn't mean they kept it so those who are lamenting their stupid decision finally have a chance to give REMake another go, the game IS 13 years old to be fair. The second reason I'm not angry is that if ReREMake does well, I hope it sends a message to Capcom about the kind of Resident Evil people want.
Capcom have had a bad habit for a good while of just taking Resident Evil and making it progressively worse by releasing shitty versions of Resident Evil 4. I'm hoping that this will send a message not only to Capcom but to other developers is that the kind of survival horror games that real fans of the genre want is shit like this. None of this Amnesia-esque no combat bullshit, real survival horror games like we had back in the day.
Admittedly I'm going to buy it because my Gamecube and copy are stuck at my family home and I'm halfway across the world so thanks, I guess. Still though, it does feel a little like a shitty cashgrab by playing on nostalgia but I guess I'll forgive you this time.