Thursday, 3 September 2015
10/10 Is Bullshit
So MGS5 came out recently to massive amounts of people singing its praises and a number of 10/10 scores from various gaming websites. This is fine, because I know that MGS5 is going to be a really good game because Kojima is one of those few names you can trust to produce something of quality. No matter what your opinion on the story might be, almost every Metal Gear game has been an absolute blast to play. That said, giving it 10/10, or any game, seems like a bit much and feels like your trying to pander to the fandom rather than genuinely comment on the quality of the game.
I'm pretty sure I've said this in previous blog posts but as a concept numbered reviews are fantastically fucking stupid. Trying to quantify a complex opinion on something down to a simple number is stupid and if you're the kind of person looking at nothing but the number to get a quick idea then you probably aren't making an informed purchase and you're likely to get burned.
The dreaded 10/10 is something that not really pisses me off but makes me roll my eyes in frustration. 10/10, to me, means that the game is perfect. If a games writer (lol) gives a game a perfect score then they are making the claim that the game has absolutely no problems in any area. This is bullshit because almost every game has something wrong with it in some way. This isn't the fault of the developers, its just the nature of the beast when you have so much shit going on.
Let's take a look at one game that I really love that got a few 10/10s
SotC has its issues. Getting lost in the over world can be a death sentence on your time the first time you play the game, some of the colossus feel a bit shit (that bull thing comes to mind) and scouring the map for lizards is one of the most painfully stupid things in any game ever. However despite all that SotC delivers one of the most memorable experiences in all of gaming but it's still not perfect.
I suppose if you wanted to insist on shoving numbers on your review then at least split the numbers into categories and give the game a score out of 40 or 50 (which is what I think famitsu and a few other websites do). I'd be less frustrated if you were to say something like "yeah, the story was perfect but the FPS dropped to 20 in high action and that kinda sucked" and then scored it appropriately. You're still putting your opinion into a number which is dumb but it's less dumb than just having one big fat 10 at the bottom of the page.
Still, it's whatever, it's not like I pay attention to these scores anyway, it just feels like giving big AAA titles 10s is stupid pandering rather than good reviewing.