So while I'm doing my usual morning routine of wasting time on the internet I come across some strange news that there is a Tetris movie in development. Now I understand why people may attempt to make movie adaptations of other games since they have a story to work with but Tetris? Not much to go on there for a film.
Ah, but wait of course! Tetris and its development has a sort of rich history. Originally developed by Alexey Pajitnov as a means of testing hardware for the Moscow centre of Computer Science, things got a bit complicated with licensing rights and publishing thanks to the Soviet Union. With that in mind there is actually a decent idea for a sort of documovie about the history of one of gamings biggest and most beloved titles.
But it's not about that is it.....?
Information on this movie is proving to be a little hard to come by but from what I can tell so far it's going to be a 3 part sci-fi epic. I can't even begin to imagine the levels of retardation that are going to come out of this movie, I'm expecting something on the same level as Pixels at this point.
Maybe they were inspired by this image from the Amiga version
But even then fuck knows what they are gonna do with that. It'll be a standard space story but every time the ships engines fail the engineer has to get 100 line in Tetris?
Sort of hoping the project falls through and it goes away so this buffoonery can go away.